Not this week it doesnt!!!

In a last minute effort by band mates, a frenzy of sms test messages fought for a spot on Joseph E. Bear's phone this afternoon in an attempt to guilt the Halfway Hash guitarist into revisiting his decision to back out of Tuesday's planned band practice.  Unfortunately, those calls went unanswered.

 Fear of this musical meltdown spread quickly throughout the East valley.  It is known, and widely accepted, that this so-called "orgy of musical talent" that regularly meets on Tuesday in the Mesa studio owned by a Mr. Rodney Matroni 50/50, brings several dollars to this once thriving community and elicits a sense of community and social belonging to those within an earshot.

"It really is a travesty," said 50.  "After taking a week off, we were really ready to let it all hang out.  I mean ALL of it," he added.  "People around here were buzzing! The Polish family down the street, the Puerto Ricans next door, even the Johnson's wanted in on it.  What the Fuck man!"

It is unclear at this time when Joe will once again tickle this communities ears with his wildly chaotic yet bluesy tones, but one thing is for sure...this week and this community will not be the same until he does.

We'll bring you more as the details are unearthed.

You know who let the cat out of the bag?  Who knows, but i ask you this.  Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?  Why not leave the cat out of the bag so it can do as a cat does.  What does this mean to you.  Its simple.

Let your secrets fly.  Tell that little secret about what you saw your neighbor doing while his wife was at work.  All you have to do is give us the phone numbers of all those who you want to know, and we'll annonymously let the cat out of the bag within minutes or at a scheduled time. 

Think about it.  You could see the drama unfold when the neighbors wife gets home.  Our text goes out and bam...pull up a lawn chair.  Grab the kids and a beer and let the drama unfold.  What a learning experience for those little rugrats!