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3 New Songs 

"Wish You Were Here"

Halfway Hash

 

 

 

Last Updated (Saturday, 06 August 2011 01:40)

 

It's a hitchin...Diego style

Believe it!  Its about to happen.  In the nearest, most west coast marriage of any of our crew, Chelsea and Joe will soon become Mr. and Mrs Rompers!  What band will mistify this ceremony while the greatest thing to ever hit East Valley Phoenix AZ Recker and Elliot area stand aside our man, our singer, our rippin guitar player, and our friend?  We dont know.  We do know, however, that this band better be prepared for a foursome of the most beer drinking, shot taking individuals to ever crack a cold one on a Wednesday night to take over for instruments for our own eclectic rythyms and gyrations for all to enjoy.  Thats right, we're taking over!  Let the word go out now that the price of the this musical background "noise" must inc;ude "possibilities."  Possibilities for reinvention, for taking over, for growth, for turning a page, for a new chapter and for letting your shit go to a crew that can turn a crowd!

joe and meWhile we dont choose to play for large crowds on a regular basis, we will make an exception for this momentous unification of two of our longtime friends.   Be it on sand, in an elevator, along side cherished relatives and family in a  million dollar mansion on the beach, people will know that this Monday is a special Monday.  That's right Monday! Its genius! How else can you make your marriage different than all the rest?  Do it on a Monday! 

So get ready San Diego and get ready people nearby Mission Beach, we are bringing a new holiday for you to remember every July 11th hereafter.  For this will be one long awaited day for you to tell many generations to come that they were a descendant  of a witness to the greatness event to ever occur on this eleventh day of July in the year 2011.  Start the calanders over, it begins!

Last Updated (Wednesday, 11 May 2011 03:08)

 

Dirty Laundry Exposed

You know who let the cat out of the bag?  Who knows, but i ask you this.  Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?  Why not leave the cat out of the bag so it can do as a cat does.  What does this mean to you.  Its simple.

Let your secrets fly.  Tell that little secret about what you saw your neighbor doing while his wife was at work.  All you have to do is give us the phone numbers of all those who you want to know, and we'll annonymously let the cat out of the bag within minutes or at a scheduled time. 

Think about it.  You could see the drama unfold when the neighbors wife gets home.  Our text goes out and bam...pull up a lawn chair.  Grab the kids and a beer and let the drama unfold.  What a learning experience for those little rugrats! 

 

Last Updated (Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:33)

 

Cecil without the G

I once new a man that when he stood on the street corner, cars slowed down to take a second look.  Somebody who cast a shadow longer than the sidewalk could handle. Someone who swam with the dolphins of life.

Where is the G?So what happened to this legendary man?

Its hard to say exactly what happened.  I think it might have something to do with the mom van he was seen driving just the other day. Or perhaps it was the multiple no-shows he perfomed on confirmed engagements.  Nonetheless, i do know one thing.  This man has lost a title once bestowed upon him by his peers.  The G is now, Cecil. 

Will the G ever return?

I cant see into the future but I know there is a chapter being written in some gay romance novel that tells of what lies ahead with our long lost G.  God speed sir.  God speed.

Last Updated (Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:56)

 

Fantasy Football Legend

I have to speak about this person in the third person because it might be immoral to speak about myself in such a manner.  But this fantasy football legend is on the path to once again regain the title of Champion at the end of this football season.

Good luck bitches!

Last Updated (Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:13)

 
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