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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Not this week it doesnt!!!

In a last minute effort by band mates, a frenzy of sms test messages fought for a spot on Joseph E. Bear's phone this afternoon in an attempt to guilt the Halfway Hash guitarist into revisiting his decision to back out of Tuesday's planned band practice.  Unfortunately, those calls went unanswered.

 joe and meFear of this musical meltdown spread quickly throughout the East valley.  It is known, and widely accepted, that this so-called "orgy of musical talent" that regularly meets on Tuesday in the Mesa studio owned by a Mr. Rodney Matroni 50/50, brings several dollars to this once thriving community and elicits a sense of community and social belonging to those within an earshot.

"It really is a travesty," said 50.  "After taking a week off, we were really ready to let it all hang out.  I mean ALL of it," he added.  "People around here were buzzing! The Polish family down the street, the Puerto Ricans next door, even the Johnson's wanted in on it.  What the Fuck man!"

It is unclear at this time when Joe will once again tickle this communities ears with his wildly chaotic yet bluesy tones, but one thing is for sure...this week and this community will not be the same until he does.

We'll bring you more as the details are unearthed.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:26
 

Cecil without the G

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I once new a man that when he stood on the street corner, cars slowed down to take a second look.  Somebody who cast a shadow longer than the sidewalk could handle. Someone who swam with the dolphins of life.

Where is the G?So what happened to this legendary man?

Its hard to say exactly what happened.  I think it might have something to do with the mom van he was seen driving just the other day. Or perhaps it was the multiple no-shows he perfomed on confirmed engagements.  Nonetheless, i do know one thing.  This man has lost a title once bestowed upon him by his peers.  The G is now, Cecil. 

Will the G ever return?

I cant see into the future but I know there is a chapter being written in some gay romance novel that tells of what lies ahead with our long lost G.  God speed sir.  God speed.

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:56
 

Fantasy Football Legend

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I have to speak about this person in the third person because it might be immoral to speak about myself in such a manner.  But this fantasy football legend is on the path to once again regain the title of Champion at the end of this football season.

Good luck bitches!

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:13
 

Dirty Laundry Exposed

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You know who let the cat out of the bag?  Who knows, but i ask you this.  Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?  Why not leave the cat out of the bag so it can do as a cat does.  What does this mean to you.  Its simple.

Let your secrets fly.  Tell that little secret about what you saw your neighbor doing while his wife was at work.  All you have to do is give us the phone numbers of all those who you want to know, and we'll annonymously let the cat out of the bag within minutes or at a scheduled time. 

Think about it.  You could see the drama unfold when the neighbors wife gets home.  Our text goes out and bam...pull up a lawn chair.  Grab the kids and a beer and let the drama unfold.  What a learning experience for those little rugrats! 

 

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:33
 

Thanks Tank Community Portal

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The Joomla! Community Portal is now online. There, you will find a constant source of information about the activities of contributors powering the Thanks Tank Project. Learn about Thanks Tank events worldwide, and see if there is a Thanks Tank user group nearby.

The Thanks Tank Community Magazine promises an interesting overview of feature articles, community accomplishments, learning topics, and project updates each month. Also, check out Thanks Tank Connect™. This feed brings together Thanks Tank news from all over the world in your language. Get the latest and greatest by clicking here.

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:47
 
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