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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Not this week it doesnt!!!

In a last minute effort by band mates, a frenzy of sms test messages fought for a spot on Joseph E. Bear's phone this afternoon in an attempt to guilt the Halfway Hash guitarist into revisiting his decision to back out of Tuesday's planned band practice.  Unfortunately, those calls went unanswered.

 joe and meFear of this musical meltdown spread quickly throughout the East valley.  It is known, and widely accepted, that this so-called "orgy of musical talent" that regularly meets on Tuesday in the Mesa studio owned by a Mr. Rodney Matroni 50/50, brings several dollars to this once thriving community and elicits a sense of community and social belonging to those within an earshot.

"It really is a travesty," said 50.  "After taking a week off, we were really ready to let it all hang out.  I mean ALL of it," he added.  "People around here were buzzing! The Polish family down the street, the Puerto Ricans next door, even the Johnson's wanted in on it.  What the Fuck man!"

It is unclear at this time when Joe will once again tickle this communities ears with his wildly chaotic yet bluesy tones, but one thing is for sure...this week and this community will not be the same until he does.

We'll bring you more as the details are unearthed.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:26
 

Welcome to Joomla!

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 12 August 2008 10:00 Read more...
 

Fantasy Football Legend

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I have to speak about this person in the third person because it might be immoral to speak about myself in such a manner.  But this fantasy football legend is on the path to once again regain the title of Champion at the end of this football season.

Good luck bitches!

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:13
 

We are Volunteers

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The Joomla Core Team and Working Group members are volunteer developers, designers, administrators and managers who have worked together to take Joomla! to new heights in its relatively short life. Joomla! has some wonderfully talented people taking Open Source concepts to the forefront of industry standards. Joomla! 1.5 is a major leap forward and represents the most exciting Joomla! release in the history of the project.

Last Updated on Saturday, 07 July 2007 09:54
 

Millions of Smiles

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The Joomla! team has millions of good reasons to be smiling about the Joomla! 1.5. In its current incarnation, it's had millions of downloads, taking it to an unprecedented level of popularity. The new code base is almost an entire re-factor of the old code base. The user experience is still extremely slick but for developers the API is a dream. A proper framework for real PHP architects seeking the best of the best.

If you're a former Mambo User or a 1.0 series Joomla! User, 1.5 is the future of CMSs for a number of reasons. It's more powerful, more flexible, more secure, and intuitive. Our developers and interface designers have worked countless hours to make this the most exciting release in the content management system sphere.

Go on ... get your FREE copy of Joomla! today and spread the word about this benchmark project.

Last Updated on Saturday, 07 July 2007 09:54
 
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